Disclaimer: The views expressed in the songs are not necessarily those of the authors. Anyone who sacrifices their hamster to the devil, urinates in graveyards, eats people, drinks their blood, keeps their partner in the fridge, seeks for love at the zoo, or any other act committed in these songs is a pratt, and does so as their own risk and responsibility.
I've got my own religion now, I've got an altar in my room I have no human sacrifice, so a hamster will have to do But I must drink of human blood, my new gods to appease And when a' hunting I must go, behind my clothes I leave Chorus: On all fours like a wolf, I run around the town In the darkness of the night, I may hunt you down When Sunday morning comes around, I'll hide myself away Mother don't bother to wake me up, I won't be going to church today! Dance around my father's lawn, in the naked state Urinate upon the cross, then flush it down the drain Smear hamsters blood upon my breasts, the cat will lick it off If the neighbours should complain, tell them to "Fuck off!" Chorus Bridge: When the moon shines bright tonight Deep into your neck I'll bite Life you'll find is much more fun When a Werewolfe you've become Store the bodies I collect, in my fathers' shed Long before the cock shall crow, I return to bed When the bodies start to rot, the may start to smell If the neighbours should complain, tell them "Go to hell!" Chorus Mother don't bother to wake me up, I won't be going to church today!