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Lyrics to Strang Child

Disclaimer: The views expressed in the songs are not necessarily those of the authors. Anyone who sacrifices their hamster to the devil, urinates in graveyards, eats people, drinks their blood, keeps their partner in the fridge, seeks for love at the zoo, or any other act committed in these songs is a pratt, and does so as their own risk and responsibility.

 

Strange Child

There's something 'bout that boy, that's strange to see
He doesn't look like you, he doesn't look like me
I've been meaning to tell ya, please don't go wild
There's a possibility that he's not your child, 'cause

Chorus:	  I made love to your father, love to your brother
		  Once or twice I slept with your mother
		  There has to be a father, it could be you
		  Or half of the creatures down the local zoo

You wear tartan pyjamas and socks in bed
Couldn't be more boring, if you were dead
If I mention "sex", all you do is frown
That's why I sometimes have to sleep around

Chorus

He's got  green scaly skin, and a pair of horns
I knew that there was something wrong as soon as he was born
I've been wracking my brains tryin'a think of a father
Who's a cross between a goat and an Iguana

Chorus (x2)

Half of the creatures down the local zoo (x2)

 

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