Disclaimer: The views expressed in the songs are not necessarily those of the authors. Anyone who sacrifices their hamster to the devil, urinates in graveyards, eats people, drinks their blood, keeps their partner in the fridge, seeks for love at the zoo, or any other act committed in these songs is a pratt, and does so as their own risk and responsibility.
Churchill: We shall defend our island. We shall never surrender! Their deadliest weapon, is the art of surprise You get no warning, they just drop from the skies You better watch out, I'm telling you sister For the blood-sucking monsters, in the flying saucers Chorus: We're under attack from the upper quarter Watch out for your sister, your mother and your daughter Haley: What's the government doing nothing!? It's a fucking disgrace! Lesbian vampyres from outer space They push you to the ground. You're lying in the mud They bite your neck, and they'll drink your blood You're lying there alone, Tryin'a catch your breath Tryin'a cancel your appointment, with the angel of death Chorus Haley: What's the church doing nothing!? It's a fucking disgrace! Lesbian vampyres from outer space Churchill: We shall fight on the beaches We shall fight on the landing grounds We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets We shall fight in the hills We shall never surrender! Now if you're a man, you'll be safe from them They're after your women, they don't want your men But that don't mean, that it's safe to walk the streets 'Cause the playboy vampyres, are coming next week Chorus Haley: They got a grant from the council, it's a fucking disgrace! Lesbian vampyres from outer space Lesbian vampyres (x3) Lesbian vampyres from outer space