Disclaimer: The views expressed in the songs are not necessarily those of the authors. Anyone who sacrifices their hamster to the devil, urinates in graveyards, eats people, drinks their blood, keeps their partner in the fridge, seeks for love at the zoo, or any other act committed in these songs is a pratt, and does so as their own risk and responsibility.
Sometimes I wonder in my head Why the fuck I even bother getting out of bed I'm having a bad hair day can't get no relief Everything I do seems to come to grief Everybody's staring in disbelief 'Cause I forgot to put my clothes on 'fore I hit the street Chorus: Bad hair day, bad hair day Everything I do goes wrong today Bad hair day, bad hair day Everyone I speak to runs away Couldn't find any shoes to put on my feet I've trodden on a nail lying in the street A piece of newspaper is my only attire And some stupid kid tried to set it on fire Chorus Bridge: I tell myself "It's just a bad dream" But I can't wake up, I think I'm gonna scream I wanna go to bed and go back to sleep But I can't get in the house 'cause I've lost my keys I'm standing on the doorstep startin' to freeze And I'm gonna get arrested 'cause someone's called the police Chorus (x2)